Once again, the utterly insignificant little blue-green planet far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy completes another orbit around a small, un-regarded yellow sun in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy. It is home to a number of planets, including the aforementioned Earth and Rupert.
And with this event another #towelday befalls us and on the 25th May, many of the mostly harmless hoopy froods will be marking this occasion with what is considered the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have… Their towels.
But! How should all the froods let the strags know of their momentary wardrobe faux pas?
T-shirts and stickers! That’s how!
Anyway, for now, so long. And thanks for all the fish.